Emotional Support Husband T-Shirt – Do Not Pet

For the man, the myth, the mood manager.

He holds your purse, glares at strangers, and tells people you’re not interested. He’s not just a husband—he’s your emotional support human. This badass tee makes it official: look, but do NOT pet.

🛠️ Specs for the Strong & Silent Type:

• Softstyle fabric that’s tough enough for rides, yet cozy enough for snuggles

• Sizes up to 6XL, because support systems come in all shapes

• Biker-inspired skull & wings graphic that screams “back off” in style

• Made to order for that personal touch of grumpy charm

Whether he's at the rally, the fair, or just holding it together in Target—this shirt says it all so he doesn’t have to.